Anyone that knows me knows that I find the weird and bizarre and tend to share them to the world. Usually I find them and post it on my facebook page, but this one was something that made me go “WTF?” when I found it hiding away in the dark corners of the web.
The nerd answer as to why I stumbled on to this is that I was drinking with a group of friends and one said “Which house in the Song of Fire and Ice series has a squirrel as a sigil?” and swore there was one that had a squirrel. I didn’t find a house with such a sigil, but I did stumble on to this…
Link: http://www.etsy.com/listing/79152933/squirrel-beer-bottle-cozy
What am I looking at? Was the first thing I thought. No matter, it still calls for theme music:
I saw on the google search “Squirrel Beer Bottle Cozy” and went…what the? And felt an urge to click the link and find out what it was. At first I thought someone made a cute little felt or knitted squirrel and then my eyes met the horror of what this creation.
I love how it says “The top of the bottle goes far enough for it to not touch your lips when you drink” but just wouldn’t be able to get beyond it’s constant horrified look when ever I went to take a drink.
When I die, please don’t turn me into a cozy of any sort.
However, I understand that this is possibly to help in cosplaying in post-apocalyptic style…but I still feel uncomfortable with a squirrel so close to my booze top.
I like that in the photo, it’s being held up by what appears to be a Transformer.
Ya, I saw that thinking “it has weird front legs” but then realized it was a mini transformer/toy.
It’s wonderful!
There’d be an existential moment every time you raised it to your lips and made eye contact.
It would be… life….death… life… death.
And in between the two: there’s beer.
Which kind of sums it up, really!